Chennai Express: 15 deadly dialogues that can drive you to despair

Its an action-comedy film where few of Car Blows and little action are interesting to watch out, but there are not so much of actions here as expected by Rohit Shetty. But the direction of Rohit Shetty is another thing to be noted here and i.e Comedy stuff.


Sorry SRK fans, but his comedy keeps showing that the role of DDLJ no more fits on him. And successful Deepika Padukone is undoubtedly the best things in 'Chennai Express' and her role seems more appealing even than of SRK.

Below are some new and old punches of movie, checkout and decide yourself its genre. And those who have seen the paid premier of the flick, comment the punch you liked or hated most:

1. Logo ki train miss hoti hai, aap logo ke chakkar mein mera platform miss ho gaya. 

2. Deepika: Jab bhi main apne abba ke saamne tumhe dekhti, tum mundi hilana. Shah Rukh: Kya hilana? ( The Hindi version here hints at a double meaning).

3. Hum logo jahan se khadi hoti, station wahi se shuru hoti. 

4. Don't worry, bhaagne mein mera bahut experience hai.

5. Wo sab mujse impress the, par main depress tha, mind mein stress tha, par jahan mein tha wahan ka maahol bahut dangerous tha. 

6. Myself Shamsher Singh from Punjab. Which part? Areee, whole body.

7. Tum kar sakte ho ye? Nai na? kiuki beech mein tere ye MRF ke tyres aate hain? (Shah Rukh performs a stunt and asks a fat goon to do the same. Before the goon even reacts, Shah Rukh laughs at him and compares his paunch and flab on his body with MRF tyres.)

8. Muje chhor do tumhe Singham ki kasam. 

9. Deepika: Gaadi kharaab ho gayi hai kya? Shah Rukh: Nahi. Deepika: Ye gaadi se dhuaan kiu fir? Shah Rukh: Gaadi cigarette pee rahi hai. 

10. Shah Rukh: Meri dictionary mein impossible ka shabd hi nahi hai. Deepika: Kahan se kharidi itni bokwaas dictionary? 

11. Don't underestimate the power of a common man. (Shah Rukh repeats this dialogue so often that you will end up hating this sentence.)

12. Doodh ka jala 'Bernol' bhi fuk fuk ke lagata hai. (Spoiling the original proverb Once bitten, twice shy, Shah Rukh speaks, one who is hurt applies the antiseptic cream Burnol even carefully.)

13. Mujpe ek film ban ni chaiye - "Haste Haste Lag Gaye Raste". (Embroiled in an unfortunate situation, Shah Rukh loses his cool and utters that someone should make a film on him titled "Haste Haste Lag Gaye Raste"). Aargh!

14. Deepika: Bina amma abba ke (tumne) 50 saal nikaal diye. Shah Rukh: Pathetic maasi joke; This is a single screen humour. (When Shah Rukh tells Deepika that his mom and dad died when he was 8 years old, Deepika, in order to lighten the shade of the conversation, expresses wonder that how he has been living for 50 years without his parents. Miffed that Deepika found him 50, Shah Rukh replies, it is a joke for the masses; a single screen humour.)

15. Tu Don ki beti nahi Donkey ki beti hai.

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